Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Neal and Nikki

I am back to office after seeing a movie called "Neal and Nikki" ......What can I say ? :-(
I hadnt heard of this movie.....I thought I bought tickets for another movie called "Bluffmaster", but I bought tickets for "Neal and Nikki"...........

This is the best movie I have seen since decades.....I just want to explore the psyche of director....or the screenwriter of this movie....I think they were hired by a rival company to screw Yash Chopra beyond recognition...I think Yash Chopra will be tearing his (few) hair after seeing this movie....Man! You gotta WATCH this movie.....Grab SOMEBODY AND WATCH THIS MOVIE!

Gone are the days when you actually seek IMPACT in movies/art....The latest way to appreciate art is, TO TEST your endurance.....Thats the IN-THING.....If you can endure the whole movie without saying a word then, You are the man.... You are the mature lover of art.....You are the ultimate patron of art....

My reflexes have become slower....This is the third time , I went to get tickets for that godammn gorilla movie, "King Kong" and everytime, I dont get the tickets and I land up seeing yet another stupid movie.....

"Neal and Nikki", if the name irritates you, then TRY the movie.....Just TRY it....

I watched Kalyug yesterday.....I loved a song, which was supposedly sung by a Pakistani duo.....The movie was really mature compared to this stupid Neal and Nikki movie...

However, Neal and Nikki is like a Feroze Khan movie without any stylish villians or any script......I dunno why they make such movies.....Looks like this movie mite be a hit .....Who knows ?

Neal and Nikki storyline ? Who cares ? Just this much :-

if ( woman_is_present_on_screen == TRUE )
then
expose (navel);
endif

5 comments:

Dhimant Parekh said...

"if ( woman_is_present_on_screen == TRUE )
then
expose (navel);
endif
"

I must say, learning programming never was so much fun.
:-)

sudeep said...

haha.... sometimes expressions can be better expressed in formal languages than Archies Greetings cards...!

Srini said...

Current Song:"Nikki Bakshi, sweet n sexy.."

Trevor Penn said...

Love the song in Kalyug... Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye i suppose...

Neal n Nikki is all about " bra bra dekho, hazaar bra dekho"

sudeep said...

Shank:
I was referring to the song "Jud ho ke bhi".......Even "Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye" is a great song !