Setting: It is 11 pm in the night, and the niece is still up and about. The parents and uncle are all tired after a long day, and want to call it a day. Uncle takes charge in sending the girl to her room.
U: hey, are you a good girl or a bad girl?
N: I am a good girl.
U: Do you know that good girls listen to their mommy, and go to bed early.
N: [ ignoring uncle ]
U: [ Nonplussed for a moment, that his immaculate logic isn't getting through. ] So aren't you going to sleep ?
N: Today I am a bad girl.
This could be you dear reader, in a few years time :).